- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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