- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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