- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

knock knock who's there? faith

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Bryson got a concussion...he died

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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