Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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