- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel