how do you save a black man ... u don't

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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White NBA players.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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