What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

A muslim paints Mohammed

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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