- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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