My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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