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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

have you ever had african food? neither have they

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Matthew Baker

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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