- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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