An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

A russian gives away vodka.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

i like men but im not gay

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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