- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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