- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

vote this down and i will DOX you

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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