- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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