- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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