- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

nolan is gay

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