- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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