- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Manchester City

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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