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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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