Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Massie is a fatass

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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