Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Beka has AIDS

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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