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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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