- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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