- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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