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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

knock knock whos there open open who the door

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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