- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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