- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why? Why not?

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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