- Anti Joke

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools