- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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