- Anti Joke

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

I named my son ps2 controller

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.