- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Charlie Sheen

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Bitch

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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