- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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