Justin's life

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Your mom is so old she died

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

my whole life!

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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