- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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