- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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