- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

VITAMIN C!

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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