What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Where's the soap?

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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