What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Pianos.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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