What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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save me from the nothing ive become

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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matt is fat

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if got a joke if fogot it

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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