Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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