Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Bitch

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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HOLY COW!

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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