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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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