- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Apple juice.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Guest what in the butt

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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