What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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