What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

roses are red violets are blue

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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