- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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