Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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