What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

It says so on your cap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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