What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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It says so on your cap.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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