Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Sir, your wife is dead

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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