- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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