- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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