how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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