whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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