Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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