What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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lol

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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