There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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