- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

belly button

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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