- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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