- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

purple pickles

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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