What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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