How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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I'm so punny.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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