- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Your sex life.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Your life

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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