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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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