- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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