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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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