Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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poopy is poopy

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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