- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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