You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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