First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Vote this up

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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