why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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I went to work today....

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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