Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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THE GAME

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Women's Rights

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A sober Irish individual.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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