joe diragi whacks off his dog

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

My children are mistakes

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

An Irishman walked out of a bar

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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