- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

No antijoke here.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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