A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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