Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Poker face

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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