- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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