A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Women's rights

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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I drive a 'rarri

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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