yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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