- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

This is a joke.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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