- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

i hate non minorities!

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Charlie Sheen

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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