- Anti Joke

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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