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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Charlie Sheen

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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What's long and black The unemployment line

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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