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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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