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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

How's the weather? Good.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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