Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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