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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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